Bacon-Wrapped Asparagus

20210807, #breakfastdiary 173, 29°C/occasionally cloudy Wrap the prettiest asparagus in the world with bacon and pan-fry it. Serve with tomato and a vinaigrette made with minced onion. #baconwrappedasparagus Yesterday during a meal, I stood up to place an extra order, turned around, and smacked my forehead right into the corner of a kiosk jutting out from the wall. Bonk! If this were a cartoon, I'd have either toppled straight backward or sprouted a lump the size of my own head with a comical boing. This morning, standing in front of the mirror, I lifted my hair to find a red, swollen mark shaped (of all things) like the letter N. Was I secretly Harry Potter?