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Slice the bagel in half and toast the cut side in a pan.
In the pan, cook the Salthouse Sandwich @salthouse_sandwich bacon - thick like pork belly - until crisp, then chop roughly.
In a mixing bowl, combine hard-boiled eggs, the bacon from step 2, seeded and chopped tomato, cream cheese, crispy chili onion, chopped scallion, salt, and pepper, and mix.
Place the bagel from step 1 on a plate, scoop the smashed egg from step 3 on top with an ice cream scoop, and finish with a little more crispy chili onion and scallion.