1. Pour boiling water over the rice noodles. About 30 minutes should do it (about an hour if using cold water).
2. Drizzle oil in a pan and sauté 1T minced garlic and 2T finely chopped scallion.
3. Add 3T crab paste and sauté for 1-2 minutes until small bubbles start to rise.
4. Add 2T mirin, 60ml water, and 1/2 block tofu, and simmer about 5 minutes, then add the crab-flavored surimi (which apparently contains a whopping 6.54% crab) and the rice noodles from step 1, and mix well.
5. Plate and top with sesame oil and a little scallion.